1. Bocce … a band so awesome, you’d cry if you knew how too… you robot.
2. Forgetting things that made you angry: I know I’m pissed about something, but damn it… I can’t remember.
3. Springing forward: On springs, not clocks. Seriously, springing forward on springs would be great… ON SPRINGS!
4. Can you feel it? Do you know what’s happening? It’s March… it’s Madness…. IT’S MARCH MADNESS! We’re in the middle of it and I’m sure you’re sucking up in your pool too.
5. The infinite power of verbs. Think about it. Hmmmm…. Yup. Verbs.
