What’s a cephalopod to do?
I’ve got a great thing going with this ‘zine, but all these researchers are all up ‘ons trying to researchify me. Silly nerds. Don’t they know you can’t understand the inner working of a Hugemongeus Squidius? They keep capturing my cousins and eventually, they’ll learn the real secret. We’re from the nuagat center of the earth. It’s not wrapped in caramel, but in squids and Care Bears. But now I’ve told you too much.
This week has been filled with excitement, but as this isn’t a blog, you’ll never know of what I’ve been up too. This issue, however is HUGE. Loads of good articles, plus a new way for me to pay back my gambling debts. Check out the Design article for more info.
We’re still keepin’ on over here and it’s been great. As always, if you want to help us out, or think we need help, shoot us a note and tell us what you want to do or write about. Seriously, we’re always up to criticize and crush your dreams… don’t be shy.
Oh and the archives are still a bit funny as I haven’t made new images… deal with it suckas.
The office is all abuzz as we’re just waiting for our iPhones to show up. We’ll hopefully test the wonders of nature soon. The best thing is that we’ll be able to create magazines from the tears of Germans and puppies… or so we assume (it’s ok.. one of my best friends’ mom is German. She never cries).
Well all the best and stay out of the moon rays of the vernal equinox… it’s bad for your brains and spleens.
Yours forever (or until he can exact his revenge with his iPhone),
Tim “Squiddy” Megateuthis
