We here at SilentTalkie have a lot of ideas. Brainstorming sessions over beers (yup, beers) or coffees has happened many times with the results jotted down in a
notebook but not seeing the wonderful light of day. Today, I’m taking the first step in sharing an idea with as many people as I can. Presenting, the first (and hopefully not last) item in the SilentTalkie store: The RTFM Jesus T-Shirt sporting this snazzy logo on the front silkscreened in seven sinful colours!! (The blue is just for effect)
Wearing your blasphemy has never been so much fun!
Truthfully, Mr. Christ would probably be appalled at the state of Him-ianity. Hating, killing, not fishing on the proper side of the boat and so forth. If you’re not sure why you’re laughing, Google “RTFM” and you’ll stop laughing and then start again with even more gusto. Gusto!
So kids, if you like what you see and want to be the first on your block rockin’ the threads, you can preorder by e-mailing info@silenttalkie.com with “RTFM” in the subject line and whatever you want in the body of the message, but hopefully including the number you’ll order so we can gauge the second run. Eventually (in like a day or so) you’ll get an e-mail with the link to the super-secret store. Shhhh… tell your friends. The shirts are a steal at $25.00 CDN + shipping and handling (whatever that is). You’ll be able to choose from a bunch of colours and all shirts are high quality American Apparel jersey shirts. The snazzy silkscreened design will distract the eye and keep those hipsters at bay.
Seriously, you need to buy one or thirteen… your grandma’s birthday is coming soon.
