Top 10

Ten is like a moon of Jupiter written in l33t

  1. Randomly seeing semi-celebrities in art museums. Erika Christensen seemed to really like Seurat.

  2. Hearing good music in stores. It makes following my wife around shopping all day worth it. Nope. No it doesn’t.

  3. The history of cities. Seriously. There’s a lot of cool reasons why streets are one-way.

  4. Britney’s bald… in other news… wait, there’s other news?

  5. Hey, have you heard about this awesome thing called the iPhone? It will make your life worth living. And it has “i” infront of it.. it has to be good.

  6. Hearing good music in a movie premiere. Band of Horses? Sure that movie is going to be great and I have no idea what it’s about.

  7. I’ll give $25 to anyone who can make a laptop or cell phone battery that doesn’t suck after one year…. and don’t tell me Steve Jobs has done it cause he hasn’t… but I heard the iPhone runs on the tears of PC users… so many tears.

  8. IFC is now part of Rogers Cable’s standard tier three package, which is great because watching it is like eating chocolate-covered crack off a supermodel’s bare chest.  Beautiful, tasty AND addictive.

  9. Unsecured WiFi. It’s not stealing because um, well… it’s just not.

  10. Second issues of art zines…. so amazing scraped together from different corners of the continent. Isn’t the internet wonderful? I can’t wait for the iPhone to make it even better… it does that right?


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