Top Ten Ways I Like my Coffee (Like I Like My Women)

Please Note That This List was Written by one of our Female Staff Writers*
  1. Dark and Bitter
  2. Sweet and Smooth
  3. Black
  4. Grey… and Lumpy
  5. From such a cheap place, it ends up immediately in my lap
  6. Quiet
  7. Bottomless
  8. Irish and Drunk
  9. Drunk and Irish
  10. Hot and in a BIG cup
  11. Stereotypical and sexist


*Just kidding… we don’t hire female staff writers.


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