In order only by a simple numeric calculation not by importance or anything…
1. Thou shalt not refer to thyself as L33T [I'm not even sure how to write it]
Editor’s note: Dave is a h4x0r n00b and is not l33t…
2. When thou dost download television shows by Bit Torrent, thou shalt not
consider thyself a pirate
3. Che Guevara shirts are no longer cool. Shirts that mocketh people who wear
Che Guevara shirts will only be cool for another seven minutes.
4. If thou sendeth me one more forward about the science teacher and his jar of
rocks and sand, thou willst incur mine wrath.
5. Miller time is sacred time…eth
6. Thou shalt submit to Silent Talkie. Nay, thou MUST submit to Silent Talkie.
7. He who goeth to bed with itchy bottom waketh up with a stinky finger.
8. Bono is not God… no matter how hard he tries.
9. Honour thy father and mother… especially thine mother, who thou shouldst
call… it’s been a while and you know how she worries. She’s concerned about
how you seem to not think about your future. She wants to see you get serious
about a career and to start thinking about having children. She just wants the
best for her little baby.
10. Thou shouldst eat more greens.
11. Fearest thou bears of all kinds. Yesth, bears.
