The internet is not only a great resource for genital enlarging prescriptions at super – low prices, fantastic dates in your town or gambling, it also has some entertainment and time wasting value as well. Most of this entertainment is horrible crap, but some gleams as bright as my glow in the dark yoda lamp.
So not only do you now have silenttalkie.com to occupy your time, but listed below are a few sites which will help you pass through the doldrums of the life you live. Some are horribly funny and make me giggle in ways which would embarrass your nine year old niece and some are some of the best time wasters known to mankind.
So if you’re at work, be sure you can take the next few hours off and if you’re at home, don’t answer the phone. Going through this much gold could take a while!
Without further adieu: online awesomeness in it’s many forms…(in no particular order)
Homestarrunner.com:
Most people know about it, but if you don’t now you do. Hilarious short cartoons with the weekly Strong Bad E-mails. Moments in the sun: Teen Girl Squad (all 10 are classics), SB E-mails: Trogdor (“Dragon”), “techno” and any Powered by the Cheat cartoons especially “mile”, “Thing in a bag” is a favourite among the kids and oh the list keeps a-growin.
But to really get them, you gotta watch them all. Many times over. And enjoy laser disks. Everything’s better on a laser disk.
Strindberg and Helium: Random and awesome. A balloon and the father of modern theater, painter, alchemist and depressed genius . Incredible in its simplicity and obscurity, Helium can’t help but brighten any situation.
With only a handful of episodes, this works well with lunch. And being weird helps.
Kingdom of Loathing: Have a few hours to waste each and every day without being able to spend weeks away from society playing Roll Playing Games? Kingdom of loathing is the perfect site for you. KoL is an online RPG in all its stick figure glory. Pickup loot, fight ninja snowmen; the amazing adventure will leave you breathless…
An Adventurer is You!
Hattrick.org: Are you a soccer fan? Or a nerd really interested in pitting percentage vs. percentage with the chance to clobber other number crunchers? Or are you a soccer fan? Hattrick is an online virtual soccer league which is world wide and massive. Request a team and you become the manager, front office and coach. Train new players, buy veterans, upgrade your arena and couch your team through your series.
It’s not so much a game as it is a lifestyle and overarching addiction.
Exploding Dog, Natalie Dee and Toothpaste for Dinner:Comics of insane genius.
Ninjai: Beautifully crafted Flash animations with a tiny ninja in the storyline. Yup, that’s what it is. And holy crap is it well done…
Pure Pwnage: Nerdy gamer? Meet your God. Jeremy is a pro gamer, you talks, lives and is games. The episodes keep getting better although WoW is a feeling is freakin’ hilarious. A must for gamers… they freakin’ use “lol” when they talk… awesome.
Oh and for more nerdily gaming fun Red vs. Blue. Two Halo teams going about their everyday lives in Halo world. They are on their 4th season… I haven’t even watched them all, but the ones I have seen are pretty damn funny and really well done. Most of the original episodes can be seen at archive.org and the first one is here.
Well that should hold you for a few months…
(as this article was full of abstracts, there will be none for this issue… just wait til next week)
