In no particular order but numerical:
- Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
- Smoosh – These little girls can rock and roll at a grade 10 level.
- street dice, private craps, shooting dice – poker is so 2005. grab some dice and a corner and get shooting! NATURAL, BITCH!
- Roti – curry wrapped up in a wonderfully soft bready shell… nothing in the equation is bad. If you happen to be in Toronto, hit up Ghandi Cuisine (554 Queen St. W.)
- the baby Aye-Aye – yeah the story is old, but seriously… look at that thing!! It’s awesome.
- Aaron Dunlap – not that he needs this shout out now (he’s a published superstar now), but he makes things from other things and the things are cool.
- Bears. Yup, bears.
- Joel’s Blog : Boat boats boat, boat boat yacht boat! Boaty boat boat. Boat.
- Scrubs – <deadpan>That is so funny.</deadpan>
